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12 Jan 2019
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332157Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you’re causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
(Source: jncos)
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05 Jan 2019
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184060He’s a “If I fits, I sits” hall of famer
“I WILL FITS”
(Source: babyanimalgifs, via confirmance)
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04 Jan 2019
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128925im losing my mind….shes jus a lil baby…
Me completing my rigorous skincare routine after a night of totally destroying my liver
(Source: abdulraveman, via a-trex)
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02 Jan 2019
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12219(Source: novitiate2017, via owlmylove)
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02 Jan 2019
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112122I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO
THANk YOU!!
(Source: Porterr-Robinson, via cometcatt)
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01 Jan 2019
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41718Stickin ur feet in a river is cleansing. You just roll up your pant legs and step into the stream. Bam. You’re a new man.
(via maracuyaas)
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31 Dec 2018
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67456can netflix make an interactive episode of friends where i have to option to kill ross geller
(via gayalbertwesker)
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24 Dec 2018
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133337Fixed it! Christmas 2017 is the year Rudolph finally shuts down Santa for his ruthless opportunism
(via confirmance)
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24 Dec 2018
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612575a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.
(Source: verylittlebird, via confirmance)
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22 Dec 2018
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